he thought i was a dude.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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