Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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