gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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