I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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