i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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