Are we in a gay sports bar?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I could have mohawked her pubes.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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