I want to have your abortion
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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