I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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