Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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