It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
