Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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