And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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