She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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