ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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