gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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