Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
