I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Come see our sink grown plant.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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