We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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