She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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