The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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