Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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