dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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