I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
tell me about the fingering
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