I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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