I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
wow bdsm is so cute
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
