I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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