he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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