Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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