I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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