He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I love you.
Bad choice
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