Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
No subtext here. People are naked.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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