Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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