We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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