You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize
