she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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