that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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