I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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