The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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