So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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