i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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