they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
They have beer where we have blood.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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