they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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