Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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