i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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