So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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