We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I understand Curling. That high.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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