girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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