sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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