So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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