Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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