David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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