quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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