i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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